did u catch that rain?

Oh me oh my.. did u catch that rainfall? The drops were as big as overfed goldfish. Poor Lucia.. I was in the middle of a little troll to the park. Call me a megamega-bitch but the fact remains...I luv sniffing the trees and cocking my leg on them. And should there be no trees, only the sad human debris of winos and junkies strung out on park benches, well... a gurl can't afford to fuss too much these days so I'll happily cock a leg on them instead.

So, with typical Lucia foresight I wore totally the wrong thing for my walk. Just about to head home when KABANG!! a violent thunderstorm! Even though I took my little umbrella, it was way too small to stop the rain splashing up the back of my tights and dribbling into my shoes. My skirt was soon waterlogged and in no time I found myself enduring the crushing indignity of soaking wet knickers.Eeeeeeeek! I might as well have jumped into a lake and have done with it.

C'mon you scientist boffin peeps.. when are ya gonna invent some waterproof leg wear for us all-weather T-gurls????