another ferrero rocher squashed by a runaway truck

I know this may sound arrogant, particularly to some GGs, but if things had turned out just a little differently I could have made a fabulous and utterly adorable wife for a man-thing.

I may be crap at fixing cars, putting up shelves and identifying football teams (admittedly stuff a modern lager swilling gurl needs to know) but I am, dare I say it, an accomplished cook, a fairly talented interior designer and know just enough about horses and hockey sticks to get by. Most importantly, I know how to play the perfect hostess and make a party go with a 'swing swing boom boom'.

I can listen to man-things for hours on end without showing the least trace of boredom and I also know how to flatter and make them laugh!

But I'm not talking about settling down with Terry or Fred into a miserable grey little council estate in the back end of London.. no, no, no, gurls. I'd have to aim a little higher for it to work.. at least an ambassador if not a euro lottery winner!!