SinoSoviet

Those of you young enough or with a great deal of wax between your ears will maybe remember a political situation known as The Cold War.

I really couldn't tell you much about it beyond the fact that the world was divided by ideology. The only people capable of moving between the two worlds were the Tgirls. This was when attitudes towards us first took a change for the better. The leaders and generals figured out that the only way to get information about the other side was to employ Tgirls as secret agents.

Recently, as I was admiring a Fendi bag that I can't afford in Selfridges, I was approached by two government stooges who asked me to slip into North Korea. The head stooge was a colourless woman in dark ill fitting clothes so I was inclined to refuse my services. However, the other stooge was a handsome hunk with very striking deep brown eyes and, even though he was quite obviously straight, I could just picture myself tugging off his 501s and clambering up onto his lap and feeding him some of my sweet sugar.

My mission was simple. To solve the mystery of the Noth Korean big bang. The key thing about Tgirl espionage is that you have to blend into the background like a packet of shadows. Which explains this outfit, darlinks... teehee